Funny Text Messages and Photos - Funniest Text SMS

The best thing ever in conversation was the smartphone.

Why, you ask? (Or maybe not but I pretended you could finish this contact)

Because smartphones have given us an easy way to screenshots and document the hilarious conversations we have that we think other parts of the world need to see.

And all of the people below did just that for the rest of us to enjoy some of the funniest text messages you can easily keep an eye on.

Go. ’Read and smile. And then send the screenshot to everyone you know.

Funny Text Messages and Photos


1. A man from Hell asked Satan: Can I call my wife?
    After calling he asked how much money i will pay you...
    Satan: Nothing, hell free from hell ...

2. Laughter is the best medicine.
    But,
    If you're smiling for no reason,
    You need medicine.

3. When there is a long gap between engagement and marriage,
    Who benefits the most?
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    Boy
    No.
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    Girl
    No.
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    It the
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    Mobile company!

4. 2 boyfriends have decided to commit suicide ...!
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    Boy jumps 1st, girl stops him
    Eyes n back
    Home ...
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    The air in the air opened
    Parachute N says I
    Knowing that the bitch "can't jump !!"
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    From that day
    People are saying
    # Women first.

5. Millions of people write profit letters.
    But everyone sends me their first love letter there.
    Think how lucky I am!
    That's great
    Chat bin.

6. Hello my love! Your eyes like cow. Your mouth like cat. Your hand like bear leg. I love Cow, Cat, Bear. So, i love you.

7. Girl: Do you like me ??

    Boy: No.

    (The girl is sad)

    Boy: And why U Saad?

    Girl: Bakoj u don't like me.

    Boy: You never asked me to love you.

    Girl: Come on! Ok do you love me

     Boy: No ..!

8. Well, I’m an unemployed girl who has a certificate to fuck, a diploma with care and a degree in kissing.
   Do you have a job for me.

9. Banta: Who are you beating so much?
    Santa: My Mom!
    Banta: Who gave you ice?
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    Santa: Maine did a Google search!

10. A woman is worried about the future until she finds her husband.
      A wife never thinks about the future until she finds a wife.
      A successful person is one who can make more money than his wife.

11. A married men live longer than unmarried men,
      But,
      Married men are much more willing to die.

12. The next generation of LKG poetry

     Chat chat
     Yes, Dad
     Girlfriend setting
     No, Dad
     Lying
     No, Dad
     Open your WhatsApp
     Ha ha ha .....

13. Excuse me, I’ve dropped some of your pictures again… my wall!

14. You have 65% water in your body and guess what? I am very thirsty at the moment.

15. You have been arrested for being too beautiful. Your punishment will be muted and if it is not followed, you will be silenced with a kiss.

16. I have spent many sleepless nights in your love and I do not want my son to do the same for your daughter ... so make them brothers and sisters.

17. I will love you forever. Ha ha ha! But I can't live so long.
 
18. If kissing is the language of love, we have a lot to say.

19. You can call me baby if you're beautiful, you can call me sweetie if you're good, you can call me tonight if you're hot!

20. I love you like my cake, pizza like my last bite and my bank money. God I really love you so much!

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